a true friend is someone who remembers your “scene phase” but still pretends it never happened
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
- Lust: Something that I find attractive.
- Pride: Something that I like about myself.
- Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
- Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
- Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
- Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
- Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
- Them: look
- Me: I saw that already





